Good Case for Laxatives

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The current president makes a good case for the regular use of laxatives, or better yet, morning exercises to encourage regular bowel movements and reduced time sitting on a toilet.

He sent the following desperate tweets the morning of December 7. An hour passed before the last tweet was shared, leading some to believe our country’s leader must have been constipated.

“….Will Robert Mueller’s big time conflicts of interest be listed at the top of his Republicans only Report. Will Andrew Weissman’s horrible and vicious prosecutorial past be listed in the Report. He wrongly destroyed people’s lives, took down great companies, only to be……..”

“…..overturned, 9-0, in the United States Supreme Court. Doing same thing to people now. Will all of the substantial & many contributions made by the 17 Angry Democrats to the Campaign of Crooked Hillary be listed in top of Report. Will the people that worked for the Clinton….”

“….Foundation be listed at the top of the Report? Will the scathing document written about Lyin’ James Comey, by the man in charge of the case, Rod Rosenstein (who also signed the FISA Warrant), be a big part of the Report? Isn’t Rod therefore totally conflicted? Will all of….”

“…the lying and leaking by the people doing the Report, & also Bruce Ohr (and his lovely wife Molly), Comey, Brennan, Clapper, & all of the many fired people of the FBI, be listed in the Report? Will the corruption within the DNC & Clinton Campaign be exposed?..And so much more!”

Maybe the hour passed because he was checking to be sure his facts were correct. No, never mind.  ~ Kindly Curmudgeon

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