Fire starter?

Since responding to a survey indicating that I’m not satisfied with his performance, I receive repeated emails suggesting that I’m one of President Trump’s best supporters. I couldn’t submit the survey because a donation was required and $0 wasn’t an option.

Today I received the following message that was “only for top supporters.” Got me to thinking what I might do if I won a MAGA hat signed by Donald Trump. Not sure if hats made in China are fire retardant, but if not, I could use it for fire starter.